The Official Puppet of The Conservative Coalition is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its burgeoning eagle population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 17.787 billion Conservative Coalitionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.3%.

The Conservative Coalitionian economy, worth 696 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 39,139 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. The Conservative Coalition's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Conservative Coalition is ranked 122,618^th in the world and 7^th in ASEAN for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,030.72 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.